The Coaching Phrase Manual: 10 Things Coaches Say During Practice
By Isabelle Robuck
No one else compares to your favorite swim coach. Think about it now; what makes your coach the best? Most swimmers deeply relate to their coaches through shared work ethic and discipline, training style, and – most importantly – their infinite words of wisdom.
A coach’s words are incredibly powerful in guiding the team in the direction of its goals. But some things your coach yells during practice can be universally heard on just about any pool deck, so we’ve compiled 12 things coaches say during practice.
1. “Get in the water!”
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Yep, right from the get-go. There’s just something extra difficult about getting in the cold water at 5 a.m., knowing what coach has in store for you over the next two hours.
2. “Go! Swim faster!”
Whether it be at a meet or just at practice, this is a lot easier said than done. If you could swim faster, you would, right?
3. “Quit messing around!”
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Let’s be honest, we’ve all been yelled at for messing around during practice. Before a hard set, every swimmer has tried to converse with coach about who knows what, hoping to waste a little bit of time. This usually leads to an extended practice, so in all efforts, the wasted time was indeed utilized.
4. “Kick!”
This can have several different meanings. You may be getting yelled at for not underwater kicking long enough, or you may have forgotten to kick during a set. We all have! Whatever it may be, sometimes kicking is just too hard to do, especially if you’re just barely surviving a set. But that doesn’t stop us from getting yelled at, does it?
5. “Streamline!”
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Nothing is worse than coach yelling at you to tighten your streamline when your shoulders are about to fall off, right? Even though streamlining can be very useful, it’s hard to carry out when you’re just too tired.
6. “Go on the top!”
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The easiest way to get our attention in the water is giving us a specific time to begin a set. Some may not use the typical pace clock or digital wall clock, but we all have a way of keeping track of how fast we’re swimming, what our interval is, or what we’re on, which leads to…
7. “What are you on?”
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Of course, this question had to be on the list. It’s hard to keep track of what we’re doing, especially when the set is slightly tedious. Shoot, was that butterfly or breaststroke? Was I supposed to stop there? Thankfully, our coaches have our backs and make sure to keep us on track and accountable. Thanks, coach!
8. “Don’t Breathe!”
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Again, this has several different levels of wrath. Don’t breathe into the wall, don’t breathe off of the wall, don’t breathe during underwaters, don’t breathe more than four times during a 50 … The list could go on and on.
9. “Finish to the wall!”
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At this point, you have no energy left to give and you’ve come off of the last wall to finish the hard set. Then you hear your coach: “Finish to the wall!” Yep, thanks coach. I plan on it, if I can make it there …
10. “No, you can’t go to the bathroom now!”
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Again, we’ve all been there. It’s hard not to have to go during a two-hour practice. Not to mention, sometimes it’s nice to hide in the bathroom during a hard set.
Commentary: All commentaries are the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Swimming World Magazine nor its staff.
Guilty of all but No 11
Mary Cunningham Scott Erdman
This article is hilarious and true.
Yes you are so true
Anne Warren Kate Kaduboski 11 and 12 especially!
Truth!
Marie Holler
Yep
Cyndi Starr… thought your squad could relate!!
Yes, I have used all of these!
Abbey Laycock?
Edward Caruana Dingli Zak Abela number 4 ??
add “this is a fun-for-me set.”
Yes! I will say, this is a fun set. My swimmers have learned to ask, fun for you or fun for us?
Haha but did you die?
As a coach, I died laughing at my swimmer’s looks. 🙂
Spencer Royer
Lol yes.
Linda! Think we must say these several times a night?
Serg Gubecka
Paul Kevin Mason… how many of these do you say every afternoon?? ??
Jenny Bee a couple of hundred times
Amber Bryson ?
So true!!
Marilyn Larned Soraghan…???
Jeroen Dellebeke Gerald Heethaar Raoul Aardema
Said them all!!
Chloe Molyneux ,Ella Jones David Hoyle I think there’s a few of ours from last missing ?
Omar Afif Daaboul
Ziad Salem Bastami totally agree ?
Omar Afif Daaboul i use one more
Focus!
Ziad Salem Bastami ??
Said them all, now get in the water! ?♂️
Rebecca Maccaro connor says..YES SHE HAS!
Guilty !!
Dave Dorak ?
9 out of 10!
How about..”THATS ALL YOU GOT? DON’T MAKE ME PUT MY SPEEDO ON!!
Kerry Evans Sheean Seyfang Aaron Seyfang Mel Brooks
I always use Time is Wasting!!!
Breathing’s a bad habit!!!
Pretty accurate, Kick, on the top, I avoid negative comments like “Dont Breathe” instead “Breath Control”.
Given up with get in the pool, I just stand there arms folded and stare.😂